Ohhhh… I’m NOT scared! I’ll just NOT post a few embarrassing moments from last week for you guys to NOT laugh at me, because you’re too sweet to to revel in my embarrassment- RIGHT?!?
Okay- onto the honesty!
I did NOT give up and put one of my four year olds in mismatched shoes to go to the football game Saturday because we were running late and somehow couldn’t find a pair of his matching shoes. I would so NOT do something like that. (Hey- they were both white! lol)
I would NOT, in my ‘middle of the night completely zonked out but have to pee really bad‘ mode quickly change the stinky puppy pad, but lay it down upside down! And of course, the dogs would NOT continue to use it just like it was laid down properly so I did NOT have a huge mess to clean up in the bathroom in the morning from my NOT laying the puppy pad upside down. (ICK!)
I would NOT think I’ve misplaced a very important paper and completely have a meltdown while my husband laughs hysterically at me and I just meltdown more until he finally interrupts me to show me that I hung it up on the bulletin board right behind of me. Uh-huh. Not me! And NOT my husband- he wouldn’t enjoy watching me throw a fit because of my own scatterbrained-ness!!
And one more for this week- I would NOT run into some friends in the store, and somehow, in my klutziness, manage to bump and/or poke ALL of their children in the head during the conversation- by accident! I promise- it was all an accident! I don’t typically go around poking little kids just for the amusement!
So, come up- fess up! What did you NOT do this past week?